And he said, "Taffeta is in this season representing the splendid colors of the Spring Solstice. And there shall be much money spent on clothes and hats and matching shoes. Beauty parlors shall curl and snip and dye and bleach. Much money. And there will be ham. All the children shall find joy in the form of a bountiful basket of Easter Eggs brought by a selfless and benevolent rabbit, the Easter Bunny. What better way to commemorate the bestowing of eternal life and exoneration from the sins of mankind!"