Happy seventeenth birthday to you and your dimples!
Remember when you came into the world and found yourself
wearing a weird little hat from Finland? I do.
Remember when they outfitted you like Kareem Abdul
and got you a little guy plastic goal? I do.
Remember when they took you to baseball games
and you ate it up? I do.
The playground was fun, I know you remember that.
Some amusements made you light up that
didn't involve a ball. I remember that.