The First Couple Working on Their Relationship
The Heaving of Something Heavy Brings Temporary Relief
1. Noticeable in the routine of a cheater is the sudden attention to self-improvement: wardrobe upgrades, weight loss, buff-up workout sessions, and careful grooming. The extra toothbrush and mouthwash in the car glove compartment are little red flags. Cha-Cha-Cha-Changes.
2, Looking you in the eye becomes a constant avoidance.
3. Suddenly your mate finds fault with your every word and deed, also known as justification for any marital straying.
4. Your spouse becomes an Olympic prevaricator, lying about inconsequential matters, presumably for the practice.
I was kidding about the poison list, we all die soon enough. I am reminded of the woman who tried to kill her cheating husband with cholesterol. Can't you just imagine her: "Here Honey, here's a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich and I didn't hold the mayo either. Obviously they stayed together because they wrote a book about their ordeal. Some folks last the trip through the wandering-eye years. I only know I'm glad not to be young anymore.
Love Endures All Things (But if I were him, I wouldn't eat her cooking)