I go into action sparing my friend and myself by plunging the knife in.
Immediately I begin crying for the life I ended and must apologize to his neighbors, a group of belligerent low-brows who endlessly laud the dead man's attributes and see me as murderer.
At last they are persuaded by my genuine sorrow over the matter and we part with hugs.
Next moment I am off to the carnival and contest others in a parachute jump, the first person to the bottom being the winner. I shoot down like a rock stopping in a timely fashion to spare broken legs and I win.
I plummet like a rock to the bottom
However I am disqualified for not registering first.
Damn you, administrative red tape!